Elmer C. Albatross

Elmer C. Albatross (エルマー アルバトロス, Erumaa C. Arubatorosu) is a man who wishes to make people smile for his own benefit rather than theirs. He is a Mask Maker who became an immortal aboard the Advena Avis in 1711.

Elmer is a survivor of torture that he endured for the first ten years of his life at the hands of a religious cult. The modern day cult SAMPLE is a descendant of said cult.

He was one of the passengers aboard the Flying Pussyfoot in 1931; in 2002, he boards the cruise liner Exit in Japan alongside certain fellow immortals and encounters both the Mask Makers and SAMPLE.

Appearance
Elmer is often described as an average looking person, neither particularly handsome nor ugly. He is usually depicted smiling with his eyes closed. In 1705 Narita describes his blond hair and blue eyes as giving him "an overall Northern European look."

In 1705, when Elmer removes his soaking wet shirt, Huey and Monica are shocked to see that "there were countless scars, not just upon his back, but stretching out all over his body, normally hidden by his clothing [...] they weren't just knife wounds, either--there were marks of skin having been picked open.  There was a gigantic burn over his upper back that looked like it covered over countless more injuries."

Elmer sheepishly says that "it's worse in the front." The scars Elmer carries are from the abuse Elmer suffered at the hands of the cult that raised him.

When one drinks the immortality elixir, they essentially are preserving the state their body is in at the time of consumption. Thus, it's plausible to assume that Elmer still has the same scars hundreds of years later.

Personality
Elmer can come across as cheerful, eccentric, and even kind by those who don't know him all that well. However, those who talk to him for at least a little while usually end up feeling on some level that he is not what he seems.

He is always smiling, and his ultimate goal is to make everybody in the world happy (smile) -- not for their benefit, but for his. He is the first to admit that his motivations are entirely selfish. and admits that he would "resort to treachery" to make someone laugh.

In other words, Elmer does not care about the methods he uses to make a person smile, nor does he actually care about the people themselves. For example, if a person tells him that committing suicide will make him or her happy, Elmer will encourage them to do just that (unless their death would be a major inconvenience for others). It does not matter to him if someone is a serial killer or a saint: he'd want them both to smile (Elmer has suggested that thugs should smile while they are beating up someone else, because they should at least enjoy themselves).

Biography
Elmer was born into a religious cult around the year 1690. He was born solely to become a living sacrifice for the cult, which believed that the chosen child would shoulder unto him the sins and misfortunes of the world. And so, Elmer was tortured in the name of love, enduring the pain of the cult and the world so that they would not. He was subjected to this torture for ten years. The cult intended that his eventual sacrifice would include his lower body boiled, his upper body burned, and his neck twisted.

When his sacrificial day came, Elmer was saved only moments before the "blade of sublimation fell" by the Church, who had sent out inquisitors to seek out and destroy cult behavior. And so, "the boy who had been captured by heretics and doomed to death was then raised up as the boy who had been saved by God." The church blessed him and called him a Miracle Child.

He would stay with the church for the next five years on the Spanish mainland. It was during this time that he met Count Esperanza C. Boroñal when the nobleman paid the church a visit. Elmer asked Esperanza "what can we do to make everyone in the world happy?" and the two struck up an acquaintance. When he was almost or around fifteen years of age, he announced that he intended to study alchemy and lost favor with the church as a result. Why did he want to study alchemy? So that he could create gold and end all the poverty in the world, thus spreading universal happiness.

And so, Elmer travelled to Lotto Valentino and arrived in the city in 1705.

(Full chronology section under construction)

Abilities
As a true immortal, the only way Elmer can die is if another complete immortal devours him. He can transfer information to other immortals with his right hand if need be.

Elmer is a very observant man, noticing even the smallest of details while able to pick up on potentially useful information.. Elmer is most famous for being to tell if someone's smile is real or fake, and as an extension of that whether or not someone is lying (or how they're really feeling).

Elmer seems to have an extremely high tolerance for pain. He was able to endure his own stomach being slit and able to act normal, smiling and laughing while Maiza was simultaneously goring his innards. He doesn't like pain, but he is amazingly good at ignoring said pain.

Quotes
"You just started forcing your smile." To Jean-Pierre Accardo

Trivia

 * Elmer is an atheist, or at least, he believes that "there is no such thing as God in this world." He came to that conclusion after he was rescued from the cult and subsequently heralded as a boy who had been saved by God.
 * Both he and Huey experienced a life changing moment around the age of ten, and both were born to a 'witch.'
 * Czes observes that Elmer likes to go to high places at night; a conclusion he reached after watching Elmer climb up to the crow's nest every night on the Advena Avis to look at the stars.
 * This observation is probably accurate, since it was how Czes discovered Elmer sitting on the castle rooftop in 2001.